April 2010
53 posts
From Freddy to Jason to Darth: Which... →
“There are big mangoes and there are small mangoes, just like people. The small...”
Wild Honey Pie
Him: Can't you be my little bear cub?
Me: Well, when you put it that way...
Him: I do put it like that.
Me: Well I thought of a big bear pawing at a hive.
Him: That's me. You are the little one with her head stuck in the jar, getting all sticky and shit.
Driving To The Casino...
Mom: I hope I remembered to brush my hair.
Dad: What? If you don't look good, the machine decides you won't win?
Sister: Mr. Chou is coming to the house to look at the backyard.
Me: What?
Sister: MR. CHOU IS COMING TO THE... JUST LET THE CHINESE MAN INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Rankmaniac 2010: the Game →
This game is hard, but fun. I’m really terrible at it. The goal is to guess the movie title based on the taglines.
“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.”
– Janette Barber
Flavorpill’s Official Glee Drinking Game →
“In response to the common criticism that Holden Caulfield, the narrator of The...”
– John Green (via qinky) (via effyeahnerdfighters)
Did the frontman for Surfer Blood just give me his email address? *swoon*
Anonymous asked: Oops. Sorry.
My email is johnpaulpitts@gmail.com.
-JP.
My email is johnpaulpitts@gmail.com.
-JP.
Fight Club in 30 seconds with bunnies. →
This must be what happens when artists take the... →
Damn, I want a sandwich. →
