so true →
adustek: “The senior year of public high school is less a climactic academic experience than an occasion for oafish goofing off, chronic truancy, random bullying, sloppy dancing in rented formalwear and interludes of moody, wan philosophizing (often at sunrise while still half-drunk and staring off at a misty river or the high-school parking lot) about the looming bummer of adulthood.”
Then, two tired angels of some kind, hung-up forlornly in an LA self, having...– From On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Catcher in the Rye book cover t-shirt →
IT has been done. Now to play the waiting game.
Reading this makes me sad. →
As if I needed more doubt and disappointment in awards shows.
I am officially a contributer to MPR (MN public...
This is what MPR means to me apparently: Mostly I listen to 89.3 The Current. It’s probably one of the better stations on air, but sometimes Mark Wheat has sporadic programming that has me saying “Really?” It’s okay though, because you play my jams.
New She & Him: "Thieves" →
Another thing in March for me to look forward to. Volume Two’s release.
Beware the fury of a patient man.– John Dryden (via lastchatwithphontaine) (via nihilnoetia) (via booklover)
Sister: (talking about Olympic ski jumpers) Yeah, if they're the first ones to do the move they get to name it.
Dad: Oh, so we make a new tax form. We call it Tax Slaya!
Dad: And then we get arrested by the IRS.
Catthecoolasian: maybe I'll take your word that you still love me
Tjlarson90: 'deed I do.
Catthecoolasian: Really?? How much ?
Tjlarson90: You know how many pomegranates you could eat?
Catthecoolasian: No, I really don't know
Tjlarson90: you know how many you want to eat?
Catthecoolasian: it's > the number of snowflakes on the ground
Tjlarson90: ok add 10 to that number and you'll have an idea
Reasons why this video is almost as awesome as the “Man your man could smell like” Old Spice Commercial: Even as Sid Vicious, Zooey Deschanel looks fiiiiiine, I mean really? Give us real girls a chance The hilariousity (yes I just made up that word) of seeing Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a sweatshirt and panties The not so subtle reference to (500) Days of Summer And that they finally...
Everything is going to be alright. →
Talkin' bout my generation. This is why people try... →
Apparently the producers of the Today show think Spedi are as obnoxious as the rest of America.
The teenage experience in four words: ‘Right now/ Everything sucks.’
nerdology: bleepbloopblog: Bleep Bloop: BioShock 2 Costume. A very special thanks to Nathan, who really topped himself here, and the Georgia Aquarium for accommodating us. Pretty awesome interview. BEST COSTUME EVER. I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year. On a side note, I want the guy who made this to be my new boyfriend.
I don't know why I love iconic portraits of icons... →
but I just can’t resist the charms of John Travolta, Lauren Bacall, Brigette Bardot, Jack Nicholson, or Catherine Deneuve (whom I am honored to share a first name with).
Your motha gave me these chocolates for Valentines. She says ‘Be...– This has been another old Chinese saying from Chen Choy
These are funny/true. →
If Paul ever wants to know why Tyler doesn’t want to talk to him anymore, he needn’t look farther than the second way to lose a friend in this article.
People break in all the time. It’s called ‘home invasion.’– My Dad explaining why I have to keep the door locked.
I don’t know how I feel about Valentines 2010 for various reasons. Let’s have a list: Valentines Day falls on Chinese New Year, which is very disorienting for me. I’m having a “lonely hearts” get together with my friends the night before. Which will include cupcakes and Casablanca. (I’m excited for this, although I would rather have a boyfriend.) ...
I'm so mean to Tom sometimes.
Me: Check out this hottie.
Tom: Gettin ready to click.
Tom: Nah christ.
I love seeing vernacular recorded through text. Not like Twain vernacular, but more like Jersey Shore dialect. “I am really excited to like show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that…He is actually a body builder and works at the gym. He is just like my typical guido...